New signal on my phone.
”If you’re looking for trouble,
You came to the right place…”
How can I stop myself from singing that phrase when I answer..?
Wonder if there’s a way of avoiding neck pain after a nights head banging…
I tried the Jack Daniels trick, but it didn’t work…
Met three kids in the corridor, screaming that the othoceratit is loose…
At least one thing I taught them was remembered…
A friend got whiplash damage to her neck, hitting the floor with the chin…
Discovered that it’s impossible to make chocolate balls without touching them….
The accelerator pedal got stuck in my car again…Full speed on icy roads…
Realized that it doesn’t matter how much clothes I put on…
Freezing anyway….
Know that unbreakable stings don’t exist.
Said no thanks to the invitation to spend a night at one of Stockholm’s best hotels…
Heard that it’s 50 degrees difference between Thailand and Stockholm…
Reflections from a dizzy head…
ASATRON 