Woke up this morning with a reflection from hell
My eyes are swollen and my skin is pale
My hair is living its own life on my head
I’d better give up I’d better go back to bed
My clothes are ugly and don’t fit at all
My head is hurting like i’ve smashed a wall
Layers of make u still can’t cover my face
I feel like monster from the outer space
I’ve got a UFO day UFO day
It’s all in my head you can’t take it away
I know that you can’t see it my way
No matter what you say
I am Ugly Fat and Old today
My lips are yellow and my lips are dry
Who’s in the mirror I just want to cry
No matter what I do I hate this day
I just want to hide I’d better run away
I need some botox and recovery
I even consider a major surgery
I hope that this condition isn’t here to stay
I shouldn’t have been drinking all that gin yesterday
I’ve got a UFO day UFO day
It’s all in my head you can’t take it away
I know that you can’t see it my way
No matter what you say
I am Ugly Fat and Old today